We recorded these songs in April of 2004, in Ypsilanti, Michigan - Iggy Pop's birthplace, home of the Ypsipanties, and location of the World's Most Phallic Watertower. In a studio at the back of a now-defunct record store these songs came into the world and are posted here for you to raise and nurture them.

Imagine a mother whose son asks to be told a bedtime story about Johnny Cash walking into a Sears. Ok, did you imagine that? Now imagine a non-existent 1970's buddy cop show. How was it - cool, right? OK, now generally speaking, we try to get as close to rivers as we can get without getting in because we don't generally carry extra shoes with us and we hate having wet feet. Imagine the banks of a river that has a high fecal count right now. Oh, and did you ever fall in love with a girl then get hit with a bus and then when you go to the hospital the blood supply has spiders in it? Yeah, we know. We're right there with you, and that's why we offer these songs...